Ever wondered where two people on the run with stolen State Fair money might hide? Look no further than the lost 90’s gem, *Holy Matrimony*. This little-known comedy from Hollywood Pictures takes us on a wild ride to a Hutterite colony in Canada.

In the film, Havana (played by Patricia Arquette) and Peter (Tate Donovan) make a mad dash from the authorities after robbing the State Fair. Peter takes Havana to his family’s Hutterite colony, believing it to be the perfect hiding spot. But trouble is not far behind as both the police and the FBI close in. The community welcomes Peter back, especially his Uncle Wilhelm (Armin Mueller-Stahl) and his younger brother Ezekiel (Joseph Gordon-Levitt). Complications arise, however, when the colony expects Havana and Peter to marry. Havana reluctantly agrees but finds herself in a whirlwind when Peter dies in an accident. According to Hutterite tradition, 12-year-old Ezekiel must now propose to Havana, and she, driven by the stash Peter left behind, agrees to marry him.

As Havana searches for the hidden money, she finds herself unexpectedly charmed by her young husband. The story takes twists and turns, leading to a final showdown with an FBI agent that leaves Havana questioning her choices—should she steal the money or embrace a new beginning?

Arquette’s humor and charisma shine, making Havana a character you can’t help but root for. Joseph Gordon-Levitt, in his first theatrical role, dazzles with raw talent and youthful vigor. Despite its charms, the movie falters with the early, shocking death of Tate Donovan’s character, who could have added more to the narrative.

Directed by Leonard Nimoy in his final directorial effort, the film had potential but struggled at the box office. It brought in a meager $713,234 against a $20 million budget and scored a 0% on Rotten Tomatoes, largely due to inaccuracies about Hutterite traditions. Critics also felt talents like Armin Mueller-Stahl and Courtney B. Vance were underutilized.

Despite these flaws, *Holy Matrimony* has its moments of joy and laughter, making it worthy of a watch if you’re curious about Disney’s lesser-known films. Got thoughts on this lost Disney comedy? Share them in the comments below, and let’s discuss!

Source: LaughingPlace.com